omfg hi matt ur my new boyfriend
"911 what’s your emergency?"
it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive
are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful